Tuesday, October 23, 2007

VIVA LE BOKKE!!


I've let this blog slip like a jelly wrestler, but I can't not congratulate the Boks, the fact is I was at Bar Africa in Auckland's North shore celebrating the win with hundreds of Bok fans. I probably would've posted sooner, but I only just regained motor skills. They sold Klipdrift by the gallons, and like my new friends' t-shirt, I was Klipwrecked. A special shout out has to go to the kiwi media covering the world cup, you guys really made an impact on me, a KAK one. Fucksake, every game, post All Black meltdown, was like a eulogy. A few great sound bites.


Tony Johnston "The final was a very dull affair and you have to worry about the future of the game" who's game Tony? your game? the spectacular running rugby with exciting mobile forwards that got you NOWHERE?!?! Suck my green and gold member you whiny bitch.


Grant Nisbett "So the Springboks won the the 2007 world cup, but you've got to say they had the easiest run of all the teams" I suppose so Grant, but is it any easier than Italy, Portugal, Scotland, Romania and the getting fucked by a crap French team? um no it's not. Hell, you even had an easy drive to the airport.


I was lamenting the fact that I wouldn't see an AB Springbok final, until those biased sons of bitches talked up every team we played since the quarters. "I think the Fijians poses the kind of running rugby that could see the Springboks make and early exit." yeah sorry man, not going to happen. "The Argentinians have the forward pack to trouble the Boks, I think we may yet see another Argentina France game" Congrats ballsack, you did see one. For 3rd place. And Then, only when faced with another 4 year of potential English bragging rights. "I think given the situation all the New Zealanders will be backing the Boks" Like it's some kind of divine blessing. Um....... Still thanks for the permanent residency by the way, awful kind of y'all to let me live here. And you know what, when thing get really bad New Zealand, just remember, you have 41 000 world cup winners right here in your country, I'll bet that's more than you've had for over 20 years. before you call me a bitter wanker, just remember what my grandad always said "If you don't have something insulting to say, best not say anything at all" He was quite the character.

SO.... to sum up, in 2007 we, Won a super14 title (and came second too), Won a World cup, Won IRB team of the year, IRB coach of the year, IRB Player of the year, and currently listed as being the no 1 ranked team in the world. Also notable this was the year that Danie Craven was inducted into the rugby Hall of Fame. in my wildest dreams of blogging I never thought I'd write all of that in one post. Now if only someone would come here to read it.

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Monday, October 15, 2007


Just an update to let you know that I have not updated this thing since the 15th of July. Yeah no shit 15 July, turns out I am lazy as shit. Some things happened since then. My job ate more of my life, like a 45 hit combo by Ryu (yes Ruy, asshat, wanna make a grandpa joke go ahead, at least my generation knows good music you little fuckers...... yeah okay grandpa jokes all around.) Al Gore won a Nobel peace prize, more specifically my fucking Nobel peace prize. And last but not least God Finally stopped his procrastinating and picked his favourite world rugby team. Turns out he loves the Springboks almost more than I do and pulled out all the stops in securing us the cup. Ether that or he really really hates us by making us come this far only to get beaten by a side that did not deserve to win the world cup once, let alone twice. We'll see.


I can say that I'll be more consistent with the updates, but with me you never really know. And yes as you can tell I still hold a candle for miss Fuck da Eagles. Time heals all wounds, except the one in my heart, and in my pants.

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