Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Celebrity picks (movie phone guy) pt.2
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In Cinema four, we take a fascinating look at a world once thought extinct, in the wildlife documentary Reds Vs. Brumbies. Somewhere in the hot Australian outback we meet a specie of homo sapien, scientists have come to call "The Brumbies". Watch, as our camera tracks them through their lives where they interact with each other in 4 letter words, and utilise the high ball as a safety mechanism. They encounter a similar specie Called "The Reds". These species are effectively the same, except mostly for the colour of their bodies, and the little leader of the Brumbies who seems to cause all kinds of grief. Narrated bySteve Irwin Russel Crowe.
In Cinema five we turn back the clock, in the historical epic "The Cheetahs Vs. The Waratahs" In a time when men were men, and women were.... not quite so hell bent on equality, lived a rugged but wealthy farmer named "The Cheetahs". He lived life his way, or the highway. During a particularly violent African storm, a young drifter came knocking in the night. "The Waratahs" was a woman on the run from a past one cannot run from. "The Cheetahs" was a fair man and expected hard work in exchange for food and board, but he did not count on "The Waratahs" creeping into the shallow cracks of his callous heart. Watch as they go from complete strangers to passionate lovers. The only question is, will he be able to deal with it, when her dark past resurfaces. Starring Arnold Vosloo as "The Cheetahs" and Jessica Alba as "The Waratahs".
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In Cinema four, we take a fascinating look at a world once thought extinct, in the wildlife documentary Reds Vs. Brumbies. Somewhere in the hot Australian outback we meet a specie of homo sapien, scientists have come to call "The Brumbies". Watch, as our camera tracks them through their lives where they interact with each other in 4 letter words, and utilise the high ball as a safety mechanism. They encounter a similar specie Called "The Reds". These species are effectively the same, except mostly for the colour of their bodies, and the little leader of the Brumbies who seems to cause all kinds of grief. Narrated by
In Cinema five we turn back the clock, in the historical epic "The Cheetahs Vs. The Waratahs" In a time when men were men, and women were.... not quite so hell bent on equality, lived a rugged but wealthy farmer named "The Cheetahs". He lived life his way, or the highway. During a particularly violent African storm, a young drifter came knocking in the night. "The Waratahs" was a woman on the run from a past one cannot run from. "The Cheetahs" was a fair man and expected hard work in exchange for food and board, but he did not count on "The Waratahs" creeping into the shallow cracks of his callous heart. Watch as they go from complete strangers to passionate lovers. The only question is, will he be able to deal with it, when her dark past resurfaces. Starring Arnold Vosloo as "The Cheetahs" and Jessica Alba as "The Waratahs".
In Cinema six, it's time to go back to school in the screwball college comedy "Lions Vs. Crusaders". The hapless Lions fraternity just cannot catch a break. By spending their time partying and pulling zany pranks, they now find themselves under the threat of being expelled by the evil faculty, known unofficially as the Crusaders. It's laugh a minute as the Lions find themselves in one crazy situation after another. Can they save their academic lives by fooling the crusaders with a fake spelling bee, while partying the night away in togas, and trying desperately to "do it"? One thing is for sure, you'll leave the cinema with a degree in hilarity!!
Starring John Candy John Belushi Chris Farley ......Larry the Cable guy and Owen Wilson
In Cinema seven, It's all chills and thrills in the Horror "The Sharks vs. The Highlanders". Crystal lake Bay is a quiet beach town with a shocking past. The local teens affectionately named "The Highlanders" live a frivolous life filled with drugs, partying and underage sex. It's all carnal pleasure and opiates, until they realise that something is killing them off, one by one. The old man up the river explains that it is "The Sharks" that hunts them while they copulate. Legend has it the "The Sharks" was a deformed young boy, who built sharp claws in his boiler room, while kidnapping children through a television, and had nails all over his face.......all of that on Halloween, while still remembering what they did last season. Can the children find morality in themselves and defeat the beast, or will they go out humping. Starring Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, and Bruce Campbell as "The Sharks"
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Well, seing that I can't rely on this blog for entertainment, lets hope this weekend of sport ain't a suck fest as well.
PS: Did anyone actually get to the end of the last two mammoth 'movie' posts? I thought not.